MidMonth Mirth Memo: December 2017

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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com DECEMBER 2017  LAUGH OF THE MONTH:                                                           I was singing along with the radio as it played the Beatles song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds." As I sang the lyric "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes," my husband interrupted.  "Is that what he's singing?" he asked. "All these years, I thought it was 'the girl with colitis goes by.'"                                                   -Lynette Harrell, Dolores, Colorado, in Reader's Digest 11/17 FACEBOOK FUNNY OF THE MONTH: There's a big paddle sale at the local boat store. It's quite an oar deal. -Karl W. Palachuk     JOKE OF THE MONTH: I walked by a recored store. The sign in the front said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized. -Mitch Hedberg   *****   SUBSCRIBE to the MIRTH MEMO  https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7   BLOG OF THE MONTH:    10 Ways to be Happier This Holiday Season   https://bottomlineinc.com/blogs/60-seconds-of-happy/top-10-ways-to-be-happier-this-holiday-season

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Mid-Month Mirth Memo; November 2017

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com NOVEMBER 2017  PUN OF THE MONTH:                                                    Me and my buddies at the gun club often go to the cheese shop just to shoot the Bries.                                                         -mirror.co.uk FACEBOOK FUNNIES OF THE MONTH: - My friend just got crushed by a pile of books. He’s only got his shelf to blame. - Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. - A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. -Kelly Epperson Simmons ADVICE OF THE MONTH: Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out. It could spell disaster. -rd.com ***** SUBSCRIBE to the MIRTH MEMO  https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 FUN & FUNNY GIFTS OF THE MONTH: Immortalize Your Pet: https://petvignettes.com/    The Experience Tube: https://www.experiencetube.com/ Grow Down: https://tinyurl.com/ycg6jfm5  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2017 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com OCTOBER 2017  COURT CONVERSATIONS OF THE MONTH:                                   ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral. OK? What school did you attend? WITNESS: Oral. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there.                                                                         -From the Internet FACEBOOK FUNNIES OF THE MONTH: Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein. -Brian Allison Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods, it could be spam. -Rhonda Schar There was a big fight at a fish restaurant. Three fish got battered. -Paula Morand   SIGN OF THE MONTH: "Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?   *****   Subscribe to the Mirth Memo: https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 ***** HAPPINESS BLOG OF THE MONTH: https://bottomlineinc.com/blogs/60-seconds-of-happy/let-yourself-be-happy

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MidMonth Mirth Memo, September 2017 SPECIAL EDITION

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com SEPTEMBER 2017  ***Special Edition*** To celebrate the publication of  SECRETS KIDS KNOW...THAT ADULTS OUGHTA LEARN,  this edition of the MidMonth Mirth Memo focuses on some funny stuff from the book. Enjoy! KIDS TEACH US ABOUT CREATIVITY: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving farther along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”  KIDS TEACH US ABOUT BEING KIND: A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” With-out missing a beat, one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.” KIDS TEACH US THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE: One day this woman’s five-year-old daughter told her that she wanted to be a nurse when she grew up. “A nurse!” I said. “Listen, honey, just because you are a female doesn’t mean you have to become a nurse. Females can also be lawyers, doctors, surgeons, company presidents or even President of the United States. You can be anything you want!” She glanced at me with a puzzled look. “Anything at all?” she said. Then she thought about it for a while and replied, perhaps thinking about our recent trip to the zoo, “All right then, I’ll be a camel.” ***** FUN BOOK TRAILER:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEdB7JcxV-E SECRETS KIDS KNOW is available in:Paperback, e-book or Audio CD at Amazon Barnes & Noble IndieBound iTunes GooglePlay Kobo, and, Everywhere print/e-books are sold, or http://www.allenklein.com/books.htm  ENRICH YOUR LIFE BY VIEWING IT THROUGH THE EYES OF A CHILD Subscribe to the Mirth Memo: https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2017 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.   unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

Living, Losing, and Laughing: GOOD NEWS STORY #1

Living, Losing, and Laughing: GOOD NEWS STORY #1: Man Skips Job Interview to Rescue Victim USA Today had a story about a man, Aaron Tucker of Bridgeport, Conn, who was on his way to a...

GOOD NEWS STORY #1

Man Skips Job Interview to Rescue Victim

USA Today had a story about a man, Aaron Tucker of Bridgeport, Conn, who was on his way to a job interview.  Before he could get to his destination, he jumped off a city bus in order to help a car-crash victim.

In the mangled car, that was gushing smoke, a man was covered with blood. As flames started to engulf the car, Tucker pulled the man out. He used a shirt he was given at the halfway house, where he was staying, to keep the man’s head from continuing to bleed.  

Since the incident job offers have been flooding in and a GoFundMe account has raised over $50,000 for Tucker and his family.

MidMonth Mirth Memo, July 2017

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JULY 2017 FUNNIES FOUND ON FACEBOOK: Have you noticed how expensive balloons are these days? A true example of inflation. -Karl W. Palachu Please don’t accept any friend requests from Lizzie Borden. She is a known hacker. -Mark Sanborn QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH: What did one flag say to another flag? Nothing. It just waved. How come there are no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. What was the patriots' favorite food in the Revolutionary War? Chicken catch-a-Tory! -AARP Bulletin JOKE OF THE MONTH:Tech support: Okay Bob, let's  press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager. Customer:  I don't have a 'P'. Tech support:  On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support:  'P'.....on your  keyboard, Bob. Customer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT! ***** BLOG OF THE MONTH:  "5 Steps to Create the Happiness You Want" http://bottomlineinc.com/blogs/60-seconds-of-happy/5-steps-to-create-the-happiness-you-want  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2017 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.   unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences