The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
JULY 2017
FUNNIES FOUND ON FACEBOOK:
Have you noticed how expensive balloons are these days?
A true example of inflation.
-Karl W. Palachu
Please don’t accept any friend requests from Lizzie Borden. She is a known hacker.
-Mark Sanborn
QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:
What did one flag say to another flag?
Nothing. It just waved.
How come there are no knock-knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
What was the patriots' favorite food in the Revolutionary War?
Chicken catch-a-Tory!
-AARP Bulletin
JOKE OF THE MONTH:Tech support: Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.
Customer: I don't have a 'P'.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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BLOG OF THE MONTH:
"5 Steps to Create the Happiness You Want"
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