Saturday, July 15, 2017

MidMonth Mirth Memo, July 2017


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
         

www.allenklein.com

JULY 2017


FUNNIES FOUND ON FACEBOOK:

Have you noticed how expensive balloons are these days?
A true example of inflation.

-Karl W. Palachu

Please don’t accept any friend requests from Lizzie Borden. She is a known hacker.
-Mark Sanborn

QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:

What did one flag say to another flag?
Nothing. It just waved.

How come there are no knock-knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.

What was the patriots' favorite food in the Revolutionary War?

Chicken catch-a-Tory!
-AARP Bulletin


JOKE OF THE MONTH:Tech support: Okay Bob, let's  press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.
Customer:  I don't have a 'P'.
Tech support:  On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support:  'P'.....on your  keyboard, Bob.
Customer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

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BLOG OF THE MONTH: 
"5 Steps to Create the Happiness You Want"
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