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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com OCTOBER 2017  COURT CONVERSATIONS OF THE MONTH:                                   ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral. OK? What school did you attend? WITNESS: Oral. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there.                                                                         -From the Internet FACEBOOK FUNNIES OF THE MONTH: Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein. -Brian Allison Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods, it could be spam. -Rhonda Schar There was a big fight at a fish restaurant. Three fish got battered. -Paula Morand   SIGN OF THE MONTH: "Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?   *****   Subscribe to the Mirth Memo: https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 ***** HAPPINESS BLOG OF THE MONTH: https://bottomlineinc.com/blogs/60-seconds-of-happy/let-yourself-be-happy

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