Mid-Month Mirth Memo, March 2022

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com MARCH 2022   Thought of the Month: Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my coffee at home, yell my name out incorrectly, then light a $5 bill on fire.       Covid-related Photo of the Month:    Experience of the Month: The cashier told me "Strip down facing me." By the time I realized they meant the debit card, it was too late. Doormat of the Month:      Advice of the Month: If you are paying $3.00 for a bottle of smart water...it isn't working.     Recipe of the Month: Banana Bread                                                  _______________________________ Article of the Month:   The Makings of a Memorable Birthday Party (Read about my fabulous Alice-in-Wonderland event) https://www.aarp.org/home-family/friends-family/info-2022/birthday-planning-tips.html                                                  _______________________________   Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                _______________________________ Book of the Month:    What one person did after reading THE AWE FACTOR (See end of article) https://medium.com/for-awe/book-title-the-awe-factor-dd3fcccc57f  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2022 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, February 2022

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com FEBRUARY 2022   Newspaper Headlines of the Month: "Parents keep kids home to protest school closure. "Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons. "Barbershop singers bring joy to school for deaf."       Photo of the Month:  Weird English Words of the Month: -The farm was used to produce produce. -He could lead if he got the lead out. -When frightened the dove dove into the bushes.   Sign of the Month:      Funny Word of the Month: SARDOOLEDOM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBd1gFDfwnA   Radio Podcast of the Month:   "Born to Talk"   https://borntotalkradioshow.com/allen-klein-2/                                                  _______________________________ HAPPY ALLEN KLEIN'S DAY  http://allenklein.blogspot.com/2011/02/happy-allen-kleins-day_11.html                                                _______________________________   Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                _______________________________ Book of the Month:    WORDS OF LOVE: QUOTATIONS FROM THE HEART https://www.amazon.com/Words-Love-Quotations-Allen-Klein/dp/1936740303/ref=sr_1_1?  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2022 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, January 2022

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JANUARY 2022   Good News of the Month: The CDC says you can in fact remove that mattress tag.   Observation of the Month: A mandate isn't a law, it's when two men go to dinner.  Statistic of the Month: 4 out of 3 people struggle with math.   Advertisement of the Month: For plumbing company.   Pun of the Month: Dogs can't operate MRI scanners, but CATscan. Game of the Month:  Human dominoes https://www.inspiremore.com/1200-human-mattress-dominoes-beat-guinness-world-record/ Nostalgia of the Month:   Fun Film of the Month: From seed to giant pumpkin in 1:31 minutes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU7YXMAicK4                                                 Interview of the Month: Grief and Happiness https://shows.acast.com/grief-happiness/episodes/embracing-life-after-loss-with-allen-klein                                                 Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                    Book of the Month: YOU CAN'T RUIN MY DAY The perfect happiness hack for 2022.  Contains 52 wake-up calls to turn any situation around. "Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away. —Anonymous   ORDER HERE: https://www.amazon.com/You-Cant-Ruin-Day-Situation/dp/1632280221/ref=sr_1_1    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2022 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, December 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com DECEMBER 2021     Question of the Month: Do memory foam mattresses wish they could forget? Warning of the Month: Stop killing buffalo for their wings.   Observation of the Month: Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.                                                    Photo of the Month: Shopping done. Gifts wrapped.   Story of the Month: I was in the six-item express aisle at the supermarket. Completely ignoring the sign, a woman snuck ahead of me with a shopping cart piled high with groceries. I was quietly fuming but that changed when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward. She looked into the woman's overloaded cart, then asked: "Which six items would you like to buy?                                                    Artist of the Month: Helga Stentzel turns everyday items into fun characters.   https://www.helgastentzel.com/                                                   Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                  MY HOLIDAY GIFT TO YOU My publisher, Mango Publishing, is offering a 20% discount on all my books they publish. SUCH A DEAL! Select from The AWE Factor The Joy of Simplicity Embracing Life After Loss The Lighten Up Book Positive Thoughts for Troubling Times Get 'em All Here https://mango.bz/books/searchresults?q=Allen+Klein  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MIdMonth Mirth Memo, November 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com   NOVEMBER 2021 Wishes of the Month: - Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, "Close enough." "I-Wish-I-Was-Somewhere-Else" Observation of the Month: The longest drum solo was 11 hours and 17 minutes. It was performed by a child sitting behind me on flight #987, from Seattle to Tokyo. Foto of the Month: Why should you have to call to make an appointment? Shouldn't a psychic know when you will show up?   Advice of the Month: By replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life. Thought of the Month:                                                  Funny Facebook Posting of the Month: https://www.facebook.com/846897267/posts/10158268138797268/?d=n                                                    Fun Art of the Month: https://mymodernmet.com/household-surrealism-helga-stentzel/?                                                  Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                  HOLIDAY GIFT GIVING Give the gift that keeps on giving. All of Allen's books are available on Amazon, at other online booksellers, and can be ordered from you local bookstore. SUGGESTED TITLES The AWE Factor Positive Thoughts for Troubling Times The Joy of Simplicity You Can't Ruin My Day The Healing Power of Humor  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, October 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com   OCTOBER 2021 Made Up Words of the Month: Chiptease This is when your chip bag contains more air than chips.   Errorist This is someone who is repeatedly wrong.    Internest This is when you create a nest of blankets for yourself while browsing the internet.  Funny Foto of the Month: The photo below was show to a grade school class. The children were asked to suggest a headline. The winning entry: NEVER SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING GUM   Advice of the Month: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake. Groaner of the Month:                                                  Magic Matches of the Month: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2chQKSGowjg                                                  Lighten-Up Read of the Month: Laughter and Longevity     https://www.aath.org/post/laughter-and-longevity                                                      Article of the Month:   The Princess and the Pastry https://allenklein.blogspot.com/2021/09/the-princess-and-pastry.html                                                  Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                     follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences