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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein www.allenklein.comMARCH 2025
A Mountain of Mirth for March Store Name of the Month: Thought of the Month:
Literally, nothing begins with "N" and ends with "G".
Nothing I tell you, nothing.
Funny Song Titles of the Month:"If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Somebody Who Will" by Warren Zevon. "You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too" by The Statler Brothers. “Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)” by Homer & Jethro. Faces-in-Odd-Places of the Month:
Pun of the Month: Last night, someone broke in our house and took a dozen eggs. They also left a pan filled with warm water. Police believe it was poachers.
Deal of the Month:
Question of the Month:
Saw a bag of gummy worms that read, "No artificial flavors."
Who buys gummy worms hoping they'd taste as close to real worms as possible?
Tombstone of the Month: 
Math of the Month:Six without "S" is IX.______________________________________ Commercial of the Month:
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