The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
JUNE 2024
"June is busting out all over."
Pun of the Month:
How did the hackers get away?
They ransomware.
Ball Gown of the Month:
Found on Facebook this Month:
I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me.
Apparently, he waved to an other woman.
So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport.
I'm now in Poland starting a new life.
@MustardSally1
Funny Foto of the Month:
Ordered a Gen-X bomb shelter today.
Question of the Month:
What did our parents do to kill boredom before the Internet?
I asked my 23 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
Bedspread of the Month: (...and it's no yoke!)
Advice of the Month:
Stop blaming yourself or others for something you don't like.
Take a Feng Shui class and blame it on the furniture.
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Book of the Month:
Flight delayed?
Plane cancelled?
Car broke down?
DON'T LET ANYONE or ANYTHING RUIN YOUR DAY
read
YOU CAN'T RUIN MY DAY
52 Ways to Turn Any Situation Around
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"If you want more joy...in you life, this book is a great companion."
-Marci Shimoff, author of NYTimes bestseller Happy for No Reason
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