Tuesday, August 15, 2023

MidMonth Mirth Memo, August 2023

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

AUGUST 2023

Groaners of the Month:
-Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.

-What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.

-I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.

 

Apparel of the Month:

When the invitation says to dress accordingly.
 

 

Medical Advice of the Month:

Doctors recommend a glass of wine daily.

Thankfully, I have six doctors.


Faces-in-Odd-Places:

 

Thought of the Month: 

The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that it's difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine.

 
—Abraham Lincoln


Sexy Zipper of the Month: 

Check out the "hooks" at the top and bottom of the zipper.

 


Rumination of the Month: 

Only dead fish go with the flow.

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Fun Art of the Month:

When Street Art Meets Nature



Painting by El Decertor

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Book of the Month:

TAKE BACK YOUR POWER!
Don't Let Anyone or Anything Ruin Your Day

 

 

 
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