Saturday, June 17, 2023

MidMonth Mirth Memo, June 2023


"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein 

JUNE 2023

Court Encounters of the Month:
ATTORNEY: All your responses must be oral, OK? What School did you go to?



ATTORNEY: How many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of the them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.



ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? 

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

-Disorder in the American Courts

Clever Solution of the Month:
Book Dedication of the Month:
To my wife Marganit and my children

Ella Rose and Daniel Adam without whom

this book would have been completed two years earlier.

Photo of the Month: 

Sign of the Month:

The sign said, "Tip Jar".

So I put it on its side.

                                                     -Allen Klein

Faces-in-Odd-Places of the Month:

AI Generated Joke of the Month:

Why did the AI go on a diet? 

Because it had too many bytes!

Video of the Month:

Joyous June Wedding


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-Shirley Maclaine
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