Saturday, June 17, 2023

MidMonth Mirth Memo, June 2023

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

JUNE 2023
 

Court Encounters of the Month:
ATTORNEY: All your responses must be oral, OK? What School did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral 

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ATTORNEY: How many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of the them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

 

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? 

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

-Disorder in the American Courts

 
 
 
Clever Solution of the Month:
Book Dedication of the Month:
 
To my wife Marganit and my children

Ella Rose and Daniel Adam without whom

this book would have been completed two years earlier.
 

Photo of the Month: 
 
 

 
Sign of the Month:

The sign said, "Tip Jar".

So I put it on its side.


                                                     -Allen Klein

 
Faces-in-Odd-Places of the Month:
 

 
AI Generated Joke of the Month:

Why did the AI go on a diet? 

Because it had too many bytes!

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Video of the Month:

Joyous June Wedding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3E9U3GDrmI


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-Shirley Maclaine
 
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