The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
FEBRUARY 2023
HAPPY ALLEN KLEIN'S DAY (see below)
Jokes of the Month:
What did the French groundhog see on February 2nd?
His chateau.
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What do you say when someone dies between February 19 and March 20?
Rest in Pisces.
Life Lesson of the Month:
Definition of the Month:
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
Sign of the Month:
Quote of the Month:
"Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into a home.