MidMonth Mirth Memo, January 2023

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JANUARY 2023   First Joke of the Month: I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Can you do both at the same time?   Sure. Grandpa stopped snoring. Advice of the Month: Airplane Announcement of the Month:    Captain: "The weather ahead is good. We should have a smooth and uneventful flight. So sit back and relax....OH, MY GOD!"   Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier."    "While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"  A passenger in coach yelled out,“That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!” Second Joke of the Month:     " Man: When is your birthday? Woman: March 1st.   Man walks back and forth a few seconds. Man: O.K., now tell me when's your birthday. Mistake of the Month:   Third Joke of the Month: Back in the day, excessive use of commas was considered a serious crime.   It usually resulted in a long sentence. Bargain of the Month:       _______________________________ Song of the Month: "Are You Having Any Fun?"   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68gnYCznvYs     _______________________________     Meeting of the Month   Sometimes the beginning of the year is a sad time when we think about those who are no longer with us. Beginning Wednesday, January 18th, a dozen speakers will be part of a FREE summit to help you ease your loss.   Sign up here: http://hopeforthegrieving.com   My session will be based on my book,  Embracing Life After Loss. It will show you how to go from loss to laughter.       _______________________________ Still Available...Until the End of the Month My publisher, Mango, is offering a whopping 30% discount on all my books they publish. Offer good until the end of January.  https://mango.bz/books/allen-klein-240-a Grab a copy for yourself or as a gift for someone else.     _______________________________                    Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7   _______________________________                                                                                                                         follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2023 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences