Mid-Month Mirth Memo, July 2022

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JULY 2022   Siri Answer of the Month: “Hey, Siri, how many people are there in the world?” Siri: “I’ll get back to you. I’m still counting.” Warning of the Month: Be careful where you shop online. We ordered a German Shepherd and now this guy lives with us.       Tweets of the Month:    "Selling my degree. Still in good condition. Never been used." @ChrisExcel03 "At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next." @Margoandhow   "The paper towel by the gas pump is for wiping away tears after filling the tank."   @krystaunclear     Photo of the Month:     Something to Think about This Month:   Nothing in the English language starts with an N and ends with a G.       _______________________________   Fun Watching of the Month:   Live Cam of brown bears catching salmon. Brooks Falls - Katmai National Park, Alaska, USA https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls     _______________________________ Celebrity Video of the Month:   Tom Cruise & James Corden Skydive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1wsCworwWk     _______________________________   Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7   _______________________________ Summer Reading for the Month:    YOU CAN'T RUIN MY DAY Perfect for Summer Travel: Delayed flights, lost luggage, high gas prices, etc. Get It Here: https://tinyurl.com/3x87srrt    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2022 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences