The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
JULY 2022
Siri Answer of the Month:
“Hey, Siri, how many people are there in the world?”
Siri: “I’ll get back to you. I’m still counting.”
Warning of the Month:
Be careful where you shop online.
We ordered a German Shepherd and now this guy lives with us.
Tweets of the Month: "Selling my degree. Still in good condition. Never been used."
@ChrisExcel03
"At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next."
@Margoandhow "The paper towel by the gas pump is for wiping away tears after filling the tank."
@krystaunclear
Photo of the Month:
Something to Think about This Month:
Nothing in the English language starts with an N
and ends with a G.
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Fun Watching of the Month:
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Celebrity Video of the Month:
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Summer Reading for the Month:
