MID-MONTH MIRTH MEMO, December 2020

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com DECEMBER 2020 First Question of the Month: 2020 as a math-word problem: "If you're going down a river at 3 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?" Anonymous   Mask of the Month: Cookie of the Month:   Second Question of the Month: Which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? (Just asking for a friend.)    Photo of the Month: Third Question of the Month: "Wanna bet that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?'"     Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                                             BOOK OF THE MONTH:   Groundbreaking new book by best-selling author Allen Klein THE AWE FACTOR How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life   Available Now: https://www.allenklein.com/books.htm   Amazon- https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT (temporarily out of stock)   Bookshop- https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm   Barnes and Noble- https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   Kindle-  https://tinyurl.com/y4bajsd3 ***   Read a FREE funny excerpt: https://allenklein.blogspot.com/2020/11/awe-humor.html  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2020 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences