Saturday, November 16, 2019

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, November 2019


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
         

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NOVEMBER 2019
 

THANKSGIVING QUESTION OF THE MONTH:  
What kind of tan do Pilgrims get at the beach?
A puritan.


ADVICE OF THE MONTH:
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

-Dave Barry

SIGN OF THE MONTH:
The 3 Symptoms of Laziness are:
#1


ZEN THOUGHT OF THE MONTH:
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.



JOKE OF THE MONTH:

A plumber fixes a leaking toilet in a doctor's house then bills the doctor for $1,000.
"This is ridiculous!" the doctor declares, "I don't even charge that much."
The plumber replies, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."

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