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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
NOVEMBER 2019
THANKSGIVING QUESTION OF THE MONTH:
What kind of tan do Pilgrims get at the beach?
A puritan.
ADVICE OF THE MONTH:
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
-Dave Barry
SIGN OF THE MONTH:
The 3 Symptoms of Laziness are:
#1
ZEN THOUGHT OF THE MONTH:
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
JOKE OF THE MONTH:
A plumber fixes a leaking toilet in a doctor's house then bills the doctor for $1,000.
"This is ridiculous!" the doctor declares, "I don't even charge that much."
The plumber replies, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
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