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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
DECEMBER 2018
ADVICE OF THE MONTH:
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
-Johnny Carson
QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:
Q: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown.
-Kelly Epperson Simmons
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic
-Anonymous
Q:What illness would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitis.
-Anonymous
JOKE OF THE MONTH:
One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of Band-Aids and said, "You two share."
-Steven Wright
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GIFTS OF THE MONTH
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