The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
NOVEMBER 2018 JOKE OF THE MONTH: A woman walks into her psychiatrist's office and says, "Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about saying things that don't come out the way we meant them to?" The psychiatrist replies, "You mean Freudian slips?" "Exactly. Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was eating dinner with my husband, and I meant to say, "Honey, could you please pass the salt," but instead I said, "You damn fool, you ruined my life."
QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH: Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? A: Their age.
ONE-LINER OF THE MONTH: "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." —Demetri Martin
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