Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Living, Losing, and Laughing: GOOD NEWS STORY #1

Living, Losing, and Laughing: GOOD NEWS STORY #1: Man Skips Job Interview to Rescue Victim USA Today had a story about a man, Aaron Tucker of Bridgeport, Conn, who was on his way to a...

GOOD NEWS STORY #1


Man Skips Job Interview to Rescue Victim

USA Today had a story about a man, Aaron Tucker of Bridgeport, Conn, who was on his way to a job interview.  Before he could get to his destination, he jumped off a city bus in order to help a car-crash victim.

In the mangled car, that was gushing smoke, a man was covered with blood. As flames started to engulf the car, Tucker pulled the man out. He used a shirt he was given at the halfway house, where he was staying, to keep the man’s head from continuing to bleed.  


Since the incident job offers have been flooding in and a GoFundMe account has raised over $50,000 for Tucker and his family.

Saturday, July 15, 2017

MidMonth Mirth Memo, July 2017


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
         

www.allenklein.com

JULY 2017


FUNNIES FOUND ON FACEBOOK:

Have you noticed how expensive balloons are these days?
A true example of inflation.

-Karl W. Palachu

Please don’t accept any friend requests from Lizzie Borden. She is a known hacker.
-Mark Sanborn

QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:

What did one flag say to another flag?
Nothing. It just waved.

How come there are no knock-knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.

What was the patriots' favorite food in the Revolutionary War?

Chicken catch-a-Tory!
-AARP Bulletin


JOKE OF THE MONTH:Tech support: Okay Bob, let's  press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.
Customer:  I don't have a 'P'.
Tech support:  On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support:  'P'.....on your  keyboard, Bob.
Customer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

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BLOG OF THE MONTH: 
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