MidMonth Mirth Memo, April 2017

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com APRIL 2017 LAUGH OF THE MONTH: I decided to change calling the bathroom "the John" and renamed it "the Jim".  I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. -Anonymous FUNNIES FOUND ON FACEBOOK THIS MONTH: I didn't go to Starbucks for two months and now I can buy that summer house I've been eyeing. -Charles Casillo Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered. -Saundra Maisey So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world! -Jim Ruboyianes QUOTE OF THE MONTH: "I come from a Dutch background. In fact, I recently found out that one of my great-great-great-ancestors invented the wooden shoe. But he died trying to put out a campfire." -Randy Epley, comedian   ***** BOOK OF THE MONTH: Sometimes it is hard to find something to give to a person who has meant so much to you. So here, just in time for Mother's Day, is the perfect present for any mother, mother-in-law or mother-to-be. MOM'S THE WORD:  The Wit, Wisdom and Wonder of Motherhood  (Available in paperback, Kindle, or audiobook) https://tinyurl.com/lrumre2  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2017 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences