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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
APRIL 2017
LAUGH OF THE MONTH:I decided to change calling the bathroom "the John" and renamed it "the Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.-Anonymous
FUNNIES FOUND ON FACEBOOK THIS MONTH:I didn't go to Starbucks for two months and now I can buy that summer house I've been eyeing.
-Charles Casillo
Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
Now he's fully recovered.
-Saundra MaiseySo what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
-Jim RuboyianesQUOTE OF THE MONTH:"I come from a Dutch background. In fact, I recently found out that one of my great-great-great-ancestors invented the wooden shoe. But he died trying to put out a campfire."
-Randy Epley, comedian
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BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Sometimes it is hard to find something to give to a person who has meant so much to you. So here, just in time for Mother's Day, is the perfect present for any mother, mother-in-law or mother-to-be.
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