MidMonth Mirth Memo, February 2017

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com FEBRUARY 2017 WHAT'S IN A NAME THIS MONTH: What idiot called it insomnia and not resisting a rest? @DAEMONICS3 Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes? @CHUUEW What idiot called it a stepdad and not faux pa? @LORDOFTHESHIBS THREE THINGS I LEARNED THIS MONTH: The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Ham and eggs are a day's work for the chicken but a lifetime commitment for the pig. My friends got divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and she didn't. THREE THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT GROWING OLD THIS MONTH:Forget about health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. When I fall down, I wonder what else I can do while down there. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.                                             ***** ARTICLE OF THE MONTH: "Laughing Until You Die: Humor May Be Antidote For Pain Of Death For Patients, Survivors" (Check out last story in the article) http://bit.ly/2lgyjmk  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2017 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences