The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
FEBRUARY 2017
WHAT'S IN A NAME THIS MONTH:What idiot called it insomnia and not resisting a rest?
@DAEMONICS3Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?
@CHUUEWWhat idiot called it a stepdad and not faux pa?
@LORDOFTHESHIBSTHREE THINGS I LEARNED THIS MONTH:The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Ham and eggs are a day's work for the chicken but a lifetime commitment for the pig.
My friends got divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and she didn't.
THREE THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT GROWING OLD THIS MONTH:Forget about health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
When I fall down, I wonder what else I can do while down there.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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ARTICLE OF THE MONTH:"Laughing Until You Die: Humor May Be Antidote For Pain Of Death For Patients, Survivors" (Check out last story in the article)
