Mid-Month Mirth Memo, January 2017

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JANUARY 2017 MATH LESSONS OF THE MONTH: Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH:I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. CLASSIFIED AD OF THE MONTH: Waitress wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years of experience. -RD.com                                             ***** ARTICLE OF THE MONTH: "Five Things I Discovered about Humor While Being in the Hospital, Being in Pain, and Being in Bed" http://allenklein.blogspot.com/2017/01/five-things-i-discovered-about-humor.html

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