Mid-Month Mirth Memo, August 2016

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com AUGUST 2016 DID-YOU-KNOW QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH: Did You Know… …that Charlie Chaplin  once entered a "Charlie Chaplin walk" contest… and came in 20th? … that Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark? …that Q-tips, which are primarily to clean inside ears, are sold in boxes that warn: "Do not insert inside of the ear canal”? OFFICE HUMOR OF THE MONTH: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going. That person must be fired. —Paul Dickson You can name your own salary here. I call mine "Fred." —Anonymous I love working for myself; it's so empowering. Except when I call in sick. I always know when I'm lying. —Rita Rudner FUNNY QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:  It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do. —Walter Winchell ***** TEDx TALK of the MONTH:  Create the world you want... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqPu52vWpJA  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2016 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences