Mid-Month Mirth Memo July 2016

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JULY 2016 Q. & A. OF THE MONTH: Q. What is a terminal illness? A. When you are sick at the airport.    Q. How can you delay milk turning sour? A.. Keep it in the cow! Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections? A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Q. Name the four seasons. A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed. GREAT NEWS OF THE MONTH:  My TEDx talk in now on YouTube. Watch it to create the world you want. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqPu52vWpJA P.S.- If you like it, share it.  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2016 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences