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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
APRIL 2016
TAX DAY THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH:
A billion here, a billion there—pretty soon it adds up to real money.
-Everett Dirksen
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
-Jackie Mason
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
-Anonymous
WORD OF THE MONTH: (from the classroom)
Q: Use the word congenial in a sentence.
A: When you leave the gravy out too long, it congenials.
-Richard Benson in F in Exams
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.
-Manda Likewine
EXCITING NEWS OF THE MONTH:
If you live in Northern California, come and hear my TEDx talk in person. Info & registration here:
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If you don't, I'll let you know when it will be on YouTube.
and
Speaking of YouTube, you can watch my reinvention story now:
https://youtu.be/jkIMkWOJi2I
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