Allen Klein's Mid-Month Mirth Memo - July 2015

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JULY 2015 CARTOON CAPTION OF THE MONTH Boss telling employee: "You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred."    SIGNS OF THE MONTH On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:           OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.        Cocktail lounge, Norway:     LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.         In a Nairobi restaurant:        CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.       QUOTATION OF THE MONTH "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." -Demetri Martin, comedian PROMOTION OF THE MONTH From WORKLAUGHS (new audiobook) http://adbl.co/1HxPCmn  "I love working for myself. It's so empowering. Except when I call in sick. I always know when I'm lying." -Rita Rudner "The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job." -Slappy White "To err is human. But in order to really foul things up, you need a computer." -Anonymous http://adbl.co/1HxPCmn  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © *|CURRENT_YEAR|* *|LIST:COMPANY|*, All rights reserved. *|IFNOT:ARCHIVE_PAGE|* *|LIST:DESCRIPTION|* Our mailing address is: *|HTML:LIST_ADDRESS_HTML|**|END:IF|* *|IF:REWARDS|* *|HTML:REWARDS|* *|END:IF|*  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences