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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
JULY 2015
CARTOON CAPTION OF THE MONTH
Boss telling employee:
"You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred."
SIGNS OF THE MONTH
On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
-Demetri Martin, comedian
PROMOTION OF THE MONTH
From WORKLAUGHS (new audiobook) http://adbl.co/1HxPCmn
"I love working for myself. It's so empowering. Except when I call in sick. I always know when I'm lying."
-Rita Rudner
"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job."
-Slappy White
"To err is human. But in order to really foul things up, you need a computer."
-Anonymous
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