MidMonth Mirth Memo August 2014

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein        www.allenklein.com AUGUST 2014 BUMPER STICKER OF THE MONTH: "I brake for no apparent reason." QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH: -Why do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? -Why is the man who invests your money called a broker? -Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called a "rush hour"?                                   JOKE OF THE MONTH:  While traveling through Texas, a tourist asks a cattleman the name of his ranch. "It's the Bar 8, Double Z, Rocking R, Flying G," the rancher says. "Do you have a lot of cattle?" "Nope," he says. "Not many survive the branding." *** AUDIOBOOK OF THE MONTH: Kids heading back to school? Don't leave home without TeacherLaughs: Quips, Quotes, and Anecdotes about the Classroom. Over 2 hours of laughs. FREE sample or get it FREE with a 30-day trail membership at:  http://tinyurl.com/ol2vfpk    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2014 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences