MidMonth Mirth Memo, January 2014

QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
                                                                                                     - Emo Philips



JOKE OF THE MONTH: 

The reason baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs" and "Huggies",

while undergarments for old people are called "Depends":
 When babies poop 
in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em and Hug'em.
 When old people 
poop in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will.

 

PRAYER OF THE MONTH:

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
 the good 
fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight
to tell the difference. 
                                                                                                   - Anonymous


SHAMELESS PROMOTION OF THE MONTH:

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And it's contagious!

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