"Sam Johnson, owner of a movie theater chain in Chicago, has passed away at the age of 77," the newspaper obituary read. "The funeral will be held on Tuesday at 2:15, 4:25. 6:15, 8:25 and 10:15."
QUOTE OF THE MONTH:
I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
-Jerry Seinfield
SCIENCE PROJECT OF THE MONTH:
Researchers in Japan found that kitchen refuse can be reduced by more than 90 percent by using an enzyme-producing bacteria extracted from the feces of giant pandas.
Question is...how did it dawn on someone to try this experiment?
-Readers Digest
VIDEO OF THE MONTH:
New York City Subway Panhandlers (for funniest part, wait until near the end)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQpdeAwge6g
BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Be the first on your block to get my latest book to be released in November.
Always Look on the Bright Side: Living Life to the Fullest
Available for pre-order now. https://tinyurl.com/plxxltg
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