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MARCH 2013
ONE-LINERS OF THE MONTH:
I got on the phone, my mom said, “Hi. Is everything wrong?
-Richard Lewis
Instead of saying “hello,” my mother gets on the phone and says,
“Guess who died?”
-Dom Irrera
My mother could make anyone feel guilty—she used to get letters
of apology from people she didn't even know.
-Joan Rivers
(Quotes from Mom's the Word: The Wit, Wisdom and Wonder of Motherhood)
THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH:
Senior Texting Codes:
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
QUESTION OF THE MONTH:
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
SHAMELESS PROMOTION OF THE MONTH:
Know of someone who would like to receive the Mid-Month Mirth Memo?
They can opt-in at http://eepurl.com/t2y5T
CONFERENCE OF MONTH:
If it's laughter you're after, consider attending the annual conference sponsored by
The Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor, April 4 to 7, San Diego, CA.
www.aath.org/annual-conference
