Mid-Month Mirth Memo, October 2012

LAUGH OF THE MONTH:
The man sitting next to me on a recent flight was terrified of planes; he couldn’t stop shaking.

    So I suggested he get a Scotch from the flight attendant, which he did, drinking it down

in one gulp.

    “Can I get another one?” he asked me. I pointed out the button above his head and told

him to press it if he wanted another drink.

      He promptly stood up, pushed the button, and held his glass underneath it.

                                                                       -Robert Nurton, in Reader's Digest, October 2012 


COSMIC LAWS OF THE MONTH:

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

The Coffee Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, someone will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Gravity:
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.



VIDEO OF THE MONTH:

Laughter and the loss of a spouse on Open to Hope TV show. 
http://tinyurl.com/8ovzlfx