FUNNY STORY OF THE MONTH:
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this."
—Anonymous
ONE-LINERS OF THE MONTH:
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
MIRTHFUL QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
I knew I was going bald because it was taking longer and longer t wash my face.
—Harry Hill
SHAMELESS PROMOTION OF THE MONTH:
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