The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony.
It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein www.allenklein.com
It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein www.allenklein.com
PUNS OF THE MONTH:
I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here. I'll go on a head."
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
JOKE OF THE MONTH:
“Are your mother and father in?” asked one instructor when a small boy opened the door.
“Well,” said the boy, “they was in but they is out now.”
“They was in? They is out?” said the shocked teacher, “Where is your grammar?”
“Oh,” said the boy, “she’s upstairs takin’ a bath.” —Steve Allen
TeacherLaughs: Quips, Quotes, and Anecdotes about the Classroom
by Allen Klein
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