"Have an Awesome Autumn" in the Mindfulness Journal

 

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MidMonth Mirth Memo, August 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com   AUGUST 2021 Covid Comedy of the Month: "If you believe all this will end and we will get to normal once we reopen everything...raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it."  www.bizwaremagic.com   Having some states lock down and some states not lock down is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.   https://politicalpunchline.com Day 13 of social distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web designer.   www.bizwaremagic.com Mask of the Month:   Artist: Tatsuya Tanaka Things to Think about This Month: "Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years." "You come from dust, you will return to dust. So, stop dusting. It could be someone you know."  "Laughter is the best medicine. Or wine. It might be wine." Photo of the Month: IRON WOMAN COMPETITION                                                     Mirthful Magic of the Month:     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e2Jqr66Jq4                                                      Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                      Video of the Month:   MAKE TIME FOR MERRIMENT   https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1222244311563292    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, July 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com   JULY 2021 Fone-Fun of the Month: —"Yes, I still have a landline. I use it as a cell phone finder."  —People are excited about the new iPhone but no one has embraced the technology of using a blinker when you drive. —"Hard to believe...but I once had a phone that was attached to the wall. And every time it rang, I'd pick it up without even knowing who called." I-Don't-Get-It Sign of the Month:   Cartoon of the Month: Waiter asking a couple dining at a restaurant: "Is everything O.K.? I haven't seen you photograph your food yet?" Advice of the Month: "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."             —Will Ferrell, comedian                                                  Happy Wedding Dance of the Month:    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNdbiCiGzXE                                                      Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                  AWE & WONDER Video of the Month:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h3L52YkVKA    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, June 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com   JUNE 2021 Joke of the Month:  To celebrate the lifting of Covid restrictions, I told my wife that I'm taking her on a two week vacation anywhere in the world. So I purchased a world map, gave her a dart and told her, "throw this and we will go wherever it lands." Turns out, we're spending two weeks behind the refrigerator.   Sign of the Month:   Suggestions of the Month: A friend suggested putting horse manure on my strawberries. I'm never doing that again, I'm going back to whipped cream. If you are sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"   T-Shirt of the Month: Thought of the Month: "When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison."                                                  Podcast of the Month:   "Doing the Dishes"  Find out how one poem lead to the publication of 30-plus books including the best-selling book,The Healing Power of Humor. https://meetingtheauthors.com/2021/06/04/friday-with-friends-doing-the-dishes-with-allen-klein/                                                      Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                  FUN VIRTUAL BOOK EVENT OF NEXT MONTH:   THE AWE FACTOR How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life Books and Books, Coral Gables, FL     ONLINE: Tuesday, July 13, 2021     4:00 PM PST / 7:00 PM EST An Evening with Allen Klein In conversation with Susyn Reeve NO COST EVENT but you must register: https://www.crowdcast.io/e/theawefactor ***  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, May 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com   MAY 2021 Names of the Month:  A psychiatrist and a proctologist opened a practice together. Not knowing what to call it, they put an ad in the paper seeking a name for their new business. Some suggestions were: * Minds and Behinds * Nuts and Butts * Loons and Moons The winner: Odds & Ends —BoulderTherapist.com Signs of the Month:       Court Comments of the Month: ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?  WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'  ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?  WITNESS: My name is Susan!    Tweet of the Month: "You cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste. Believe me. I've tried."  —@walruslifestyle                                                    Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                    FUNNY (AND TOUCHING) VIDEO OF THE MONTH:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9heGgAOSs                                                  VIRTUAL BOOK EVENT OF THE MONTH: THE AWE FACTOR   AUM SHANTI BOOKSHOP, NYC     ONLINE: Thursday, MAY 27, 2021     4:00 PM PST / 7:00 PM EST with Allen Klein and Susyn Reeve  NO COST EVENT Sign up here: http://www.aumshantibookshop.com/events-1/the-awe-factor-with-allen-klein ***  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo: April, 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com   APRIL 2021 Anecdote of the Month:  Seeing a male dog sniffing a female dog, the young daughter of Laurence Olivier asked Noël Coward what they were doing. Coward replied, "The one in front has suddenly gone blind and the other one has very kindly offered to push him." Signs of the Month:           Quote of the Month: "You know there's a problem when you realize that out of the three Rs, only one begins with an R." —Dennis Miller                                                    Wanna to get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                    SUMMIT OF THE MONTH: https://www.comedycures.org/the-laughter-summit                                                  VIRTUAL CLASS OF THE MONTH:   THE AWE FACTOR Wednesdays, April 14 thru May 12.   Five one-hour sessions. 5:00-6:00 PM PDT /8:00-9:00 PM EDT FOUR SESSIONS REMAIN / SIGN-UPS STILL AVAILABLE https://unitysf.com/calendar/the-awe-factor/   DESCRIPTION: With a sprinkling of the spiritual, the scientific, and inspirational awe-inspiring stories, you will learn what awe is and why it can help you to be happier and healthier. In addition, you will discover awe-awakening tools, tips, and techniques to help you become more aware of, and increase, the awe and wonder in your life. The Awe Factor will show you, as the subtitle states, how a little bit of wonder can make a big difference in your life.   Book available on Amazon and elsewhere. https://tinyurl.com/2xw7p8pw ***  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, March 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com   MARCH 2021 Groaners of the Month:  I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust. eBay is useless. I looked up lighters and all they had was 547 matches. Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.  Picture of the Month: What happens when too many trees are cut down. Tweet of the Month:  I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake. —@shariv67 Headline  of the Month: "Netflix Misses Subscriber Mark" Did You Know? March is International Mirth Month?  More info here: http://allenklein.blogspot.com/2017/03/international-mirth-month.html                                                                               Wanna to get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                                             AWARD OF THE MONTH:   SpiritualityandPractice.com named The AWE Factor one of "The Best Spiritual Books of 2020."   https://www.spiritualityandpractice.com/books/features/view/28947/the-best-spiritual-books-of-2020 VIRTUAL CLASS OF THE MONTH: THE AWE FACTOR Wednesdays, April 14 thru May 12.   Five one-hour sessions. 5:00-6:00 PM PDT Contact mmm@allenklein.com for cost & more information:    DESCRIPTION: With a sprinkling of the spiritual, the scientific, and inspirational awe-inspiring stories, you will learn what awe is and why it can help you to be happier and healthier. In addition, you will discover awe-awakening tools, tips, and techniques to help you become more aware of, and increase, the awe and wonder in your life. The Awe Factor will show you, as the subtitle states, how a little bit of wonder can make a big difference in your life.   Book available on Amazon and elsewhere. https://tinyurl.com/2xw7p8pw ***  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences