NATURE-MADE AWE

AWE FACTOR: TIMELESS

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KNOCK-ME-OVER AWE

THE APARTMENT

                Maybe we can't explain moments like this. Maybe we just need to be             awed by them and leave it at that.

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Mid-Month Mirth Memo, Nov. 2020

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com NOVEMBER 2020 Groaners of the Month: • Broken pencils are pointless. • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. Sign of the Month:   Thought of the Month: "When I grow up, I'd like to be a retired lottery winner." Photo of the Month:                   Question of the Month: "During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends?"  —Anonymous     Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                                             NEW BOOK OF THE MONTH:   Be the first one on your block to own THE AWE FACTOR. To be published on December 1st. Groundbreaking new book by best-selling author Allen Klein THE AWE FACTOR How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life Pre-order THE AWE FACTOR here: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT   READ: NYTIMES article on the benefits of taking an AWE WALK:  http://ow.ly/jt5L50BNhwX  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2020 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, October 2020

 

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com OCTOBER 2020 Photo of the Month: Ready for another day of Zoom meetings. Joke of the Month: "Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, 'Trick or treat...No, thank you.'"     —Rita Rudner  Sign of the Month:                       Facebook Posting of the Month: Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (October 31st) morning from Sausalito, CA, and will fly to San Diego, CA, where we will have breakfast then on to a yacht for lunch. Then we'll do a flight along the coast and flying back to the Bay Area in time for dinner. If interested please PM me. Preferably someone with a helicopter and a yacht otherwise we can't go!       Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                                               BOOK OF THE MONTH:   "It may take some time to find laughter after a loss…sometimes it’s only an inner chuckle. But…it is there to provide a momentary respite from our grief…to show us that indeed life goes on in spite of our loss.” -Allen Klein, author of  EMBRACING LIFE AFTER LOSS  http://tinyurl.com/yymnclf3  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2020 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, August 2020

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com AUGUST 2020 COVID COMEDY RELIEF ISSUE   Warning of the Month: Don't let them take your temperature at the store. They erase your brain. I went shopping for bread and milk and came home with ice cream and candy. Sign of the Month:     Test Results of the Month:   Question of the Month: Remember when you were little and had underwear with the days of the week on them? Yeh. Those would be helpful right now. Working from Home Photo of the Month: Funniest Video of the Month: Face Mask Tutorial  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4c5eo_3-y0&t=18s     Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                                               AUDIO BOOK OF THE MONTH:   Need to lighten up about back-to-school time? Filled with fun and funny stuff about parent-teacher conferences, homework, homeroom, and much more. https://tinyurl.com/y6xzx37e    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2020 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, July 2020

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JULY 2020 Groaner of the Month: A man was driving on the highway when all of a sudden he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck that was in front of him. Seconds later, a police officer pulled him over for reckless driving. As the officer was writing the ticket, the driver noticed the box he'd avoided had been full of nails and tacks. "I had to swerve or I'd have run over those and blown my tires!" he protested. "OK," replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in." "What for?!" "Tacks evasion." —thealternativeaccountant.com Question of the Month:   Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? —George Carlin, comedian Tweet of the Month:  "My body is like an old car. Every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires."  @DesyMckee Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month? SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                                             BOOK OF THE MONTH: Change Your Mood and Change Your Life with THE LIGHTEN UP BOOK. Filled with affirmations and insights to inspire health and happiness. https://tinyurl.com/y8one7aq  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2020 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo April 2020

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com APRIL 2020 ANOTHER SPECIAL CORONAVIRUS EDITION   IMPORTANT: We care about your safety. Make sure you wash your hands before reading this. The Coronavirus: Nothing to Laugh About...or is there? The virus continues, so does the humor. Every day, people are posting funny stuff about such things as the shortage of toilet paper, the challenge of sheltering-in-place, and face masks made out of almost anything including men's underwear and women's bras. To help you get a little relief from what is happening in the world right now, below is a potpourri of Coronavirus-related comedy gathered from the Internet. HOMESCHOOLING: "Going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job." Day 5: "One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat." Day 6: "My child just said, 'I hope I don't have the same teacher next year.'" SHELTER-IN-PLACE: "I'm so excited—it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?" "It's not so boring at home. But it is interesting how one bag of rice has 7,897 grains and the other bag only has 7,674.                 SOCIAL DISTANCING: "I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator." "To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and glovers were enough. They lied. Everybody else had clothes on!" ACCORDING TO SCIENTISTS: The amount of bad Coronavirus jokes is starting to reach worrying numbers. Some scientists claim it might be a PUNDEMIC.  —@Dadsaysjokes  * * *                                    Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month? SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                                             ARTICLE OF THE MONTH: "THREE THINGS YOU CAN DO TO NOT LET THE CORONAVIRUS RUIN YOUR DAY" https://allenklein.blogspot.com/2020/03/dont-let-coronavirus-ruin-your-day_19.html  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2020 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences