Sunday, October 21, 2018

Get Ready God, 'Cause Here I Am


                                                            by 
Allen Klein, MA, CSP

Several years ago, I had a very interesting encounter.

I went to check out the bookshop where I would be doing a book launch in a few days. When I got to the counter, there was a woman sobbing. I overheard her say that her husband had died recently and one of the clerks who she chatted with a few days earlier was uncaring towards her when she asked about a book on grief.

I didn't want to get involved and thought the woman would stop crying in a short while. When she didn't, I went over to her and told her that my wife died at the age of thirty-four, that I had been a hospice volunteer, and how difficult this time must be for her. I also assured her that what she was experiencing was normal and suggested she get into a grief support group.    
                                                                             
We spent about twenty-minutes together. At the end of our conversation, I asked her if she would like a hug. She said that she would, and I gave her one.

I think the clerk and owner of the store were amazed at just happened. The owner told the woman of my upcoming book event and the woman said she would be there. She also ordered a copy of my grief book, Learning to Laugh When You Feel Like Crying.

The universe works in wonderful, and sometimes mysterious ways. We never know when we will be called upon to do God’s work. I don't think I was at the bookstore today to check the setup for my event, although that did happen. The real reason I was there was to comfort a bereft woman.


©Allen Klein, 2018
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Allen Klein is the author of numerous books including
Learning to Laugh When You Feel Like Crying






Sunday, July 15, 2018

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, July 2018



"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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                                JULY 2018                                         
BUMPER STICKER OF THE MONTH:
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

PUN OF THE MONTH:
A group of chess enthusiasts were checking into a hotel and standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But, why?" they asked.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
(Thanks to Chip L.)
 
ADVICE OF THE MONTH: 
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter. 
(Thanks to Kelly E.)



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SUMMER READING OF THE MONTH:
 
SECRETS KIDS KNOW...THAT ADULTS OUGHTA LEARN
Enrich your life by viewing it through the eyes of a child.

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Friday, June 15, 2018

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, June 2018


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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                                JUNE 2018                                            

FATHER'S DAY FUNNY OF THE MONTH:                                                                              
Dear Dad,

$chool i$ great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card. I would love to hear from you $oon.
Love, Your $on


Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgrphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student like you busy. Do Not forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad


QUESTION OF THE MONTH: 
Q: Why did Karl Marx write in all lower case? 

A: He hated capitalism.

 
AEROBIC EXERCISE OF THE MONTH:
Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend our arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. 


After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. 

Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag. 
 


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WORKLAUGHS: 
Quips, Quotes and Anecdotes about Making a Buck 
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