Pun of the Month:
Some people say it's impossible to make a pun about vegetables, but that ain't nececelery so.
Groan of the Month:
My friend was the best man at his brother's wedding in Paris. At the reception, he raised his glass of champagne and said, "Eggs, cinnamon, bread and maple syrup."
It was a French toast.
Sign of the Month:
English Lesson of the Month:
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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