Prediction of the Month:
Senior Wisdom of the Month:
Older folks need to talk to themselves. There are times when they need expert advice.
Seniors don't need anger management. They need people to stop irritating them.
When an elderly person says, "One for the road" it doesn't mean they need a drink. It means peeing before leaving the house.
Meal of the Month:
Funny Quotations of the Month: “Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.”— Sandra Bullock
“In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”— Fran Lebowitz
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat'”.— Steven Wright
Faces-in-Odd-Places of the Month:
Pun of the Month: I went to a dog show the other day. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third.
I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.
Bus of the Month:
Funny Story of the Month:
Passengers flying first class on British Airways’ Boeing 747s have expressed concerns about a redesign that includes windows in some lavatories.
One woman traveling to New York voiced her discomfort over the lack of blinds. A stewardess reportedly responded, “Madam, if someone is clinging to the side of this aircraft at 35,000 feet, they’ve earned the view."
Sign of the Month:
My I have the letter "Y" please?
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Podcast of the Month:
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