Saturday, November 15, 2025

MidMonth Mirth Memo, November 2025

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

     
The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

NOVEMBER 2025
Fall into Fun


Grammar Lesson of the Month:


 

Pun of the Month:

Cavemen who wandered aimlessly were  Meanderthals.
 
 
 
Face-in-an-Odd-Place of the Month:

 
 
 
Tip of the Month:

It helps if you imagine auto correct as a tiny little elf in your electronic device who is trying so hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk.

 
Participatory Exercise of the Month: 
 
Read this out loud...
 

Observation of the Month: 
 

I don't have a train of thought.

I have seven trains on four tracks that narrowly avoid each other when their paths cross and the conductors are screaming.



Sign of the Month:
 
 
 
Last Wishes of the Month:
 
And to my children, I leave my filing cabinet full of warranties for appliances I no longer own.


Celebrity of the Month:
 

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Article of the Month:
 
November is National Hospice and Palliative Care Month.
To celebrate, here, for your reading pleasure, is
"When Life Gives You Death, What's So Funny?"
from PsychologyToday.com


https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/changing-the-way-we-die/201401/when-life-gives-you-death-whats-so-funny
 
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 THE JOLLYTOLOGIST® documentary

UPDATE

The film is just weeks away from being complete.
A listing of viewing places will be available soon.



Preview is still available here:

http://www.thejollyfilm.com

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    Book of the Month:
     
    Winner of the 2017 Best New Book Award
    from the Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor


     
     
     
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    Wednesday, October 15, 2025

    MidMonth Mirth Memo, October 2025

     

     
    "Prepare for mirth,

    for mirth becomes a feast."


    -William Shakespeare


     

         
    The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

    "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

    www.allenklein.com

    OCTOBER 2025
    Everyday's a Jolly-day


    Photo of the Month:

     O.K., fine. I'll go camping.
     
     
     
    Pun of the Month:

    Lately, I've had the urge to worship paper bags.

    People say I'm sack religious.

     
     
    Faces-in-an-Odd-Places of the Month:
     
    Cheery Chairs 
     
     

    Joke of the Month:

    Therapist: "So you have a phobia about getting married? Have you any idea what caused this?" 

    Patient: "Can't say I do." 


     
    Participatory Exercise of the Month: 
     
    Read the vowels in Celine Dion's name out loud.
     
     
     
    Thought of the Month: 

    If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, a Chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.


    Tombstone of the Month:
     
     
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    Quotation of the Month:
     
    If you've got it, haunt it.

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    Article of the Month:
     

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     THE JOLLYTOLOGIST® documentary

    UPDATE

    I’m thrilled to let you know that NETA,
    the organization that distributes films
    to PBS stations stated their intention
    to distribute The Jollytologist® film.

    They said that they 
    “will ensure that this program will be available
    to virtually all public television stations
    in the United States.” 

    This means that over 3-million people
    could have accessto this humor message.

    http://www.thejollyfilm.com


     

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      Monday, September 15, 2025

      MidMonth Mirth Memo: September 2025

       
      "Prepare for mirth,

      for mirth becomes a feast."


      -William Shakespeare


       

           
      The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

      "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

      www.allenklein.com

      SEPTEMBER 2025
      Fall into Fun

      Sign of the Month:

       
       
       
      Pun of the Month:
       
      Every single morning I get hit by the same bike.

      It's a vicious cycle


       
      A Face-in-an-Odd-Place of the Month:
       


      Joke of the Month:

      I told my wife our neighbor across the road died this morning.

      She said, "Who, Ray?"

      I told her, "I don't think its appropriate to cheer right now."


      Reminiscence of the Month: 

      Back in the olden days, before cell phones, this is how we took pictures of our lunch.

       

       

      Gratitude of the Month:

      I'd like to thank whomever told my mom that WTF means "Wow, That's Fantastic".

      Her emails are so much more fun now.


       
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      Quotation of the Month:
       
      Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
      -Allen Klein, in The Healing Power of Humor

      https://www.amazon.com/Healing-Power-Humor-Disappointments-Difficulties/dp/0874775191/ref=sr_1_1?


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      Article of the Month:
       

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      Available Now

      Four-minute preview 
       THE JOLLYTOLOGIST® documentary.

      http://www.thejollyfilm.com
       



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        Tuesday, July 15, 2025

        MidMonth Mirth Memo, July 2025

         

         
        "Prepare for mirth,

        for mirth becomes a feast."


        -William Shakespeare


         

             
        The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

        "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

        www.allenklein.com

        JULY 2025
        Some Summer Silliness

         
        Advice of the Month:

        How to avoid getting robbed while traveling this summer.
         
         


        Airline Fact of the Month:

        Man shaves 1.7 seconds off a two-hour flight by standing up the moment the plane lands.


        Face (in an odd place) of the Month:
         
         
          
        Pun of the Month:

        Some people say it's impossible to make a pun about vegetables, but that ain't nececelery so.


        Mug of the Month: 
         


        Groan of the Month:
         
        My friend was the best man at his brother's wedding in Paris. At the reception, he raised his glass of champagne and said, "Eggs, cinnamon, bread and maple syrup."

        It was a French toast.



        Sign of the Month:

         
         

        English Lesson of the Month:

        Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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        Video of the Month: 

         
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        Still Available for Your Viewing Pleasure


        The 4-minute preview of...  
         THE JOLLYTOLOGIST® documentary.

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        Sunday, June 15, 2025

        MidMonth Mirth Memo, June 2025

         
        "Prepare for mirth,

        for mirth becomes a feast."


        -William Shakespeare



             
        The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

        "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

        www.allenklein.com

        JUNE 2025
        Joy is Busting Out All Over

         
        Medical Terms of the Month:

        TUMOR: One plus one more.

        URINE: Opposite of you're out.

        ARTERY: The study of paintings.

        OUT-PATIENT: A person who has fainted.

        TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the airport.


        Literal Humor of the Month:
         
         
          
        Pun of the Month:

        Apparently you can't use "Beefstew" as a password.

        It's not stroganoff.


        Tattoo of the Month: 
         
         
         
        Question of the Month:

        Why is it that nobody ever seems to have the right amount
        of whelm?



        Sign of the Month:

         


        History Lesson of the Month:

        The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.
         
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        Person of the Month:
         
        HOW to LIVE to OVER 100
         

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        Video of the Month: 

        SEE IT NOW

        Just released...
        The 4-minute "sizzle" preview reel of  

         
        THE JOLLYTOLOGIST®

        documentary.

        View it Here: http://www.thejollyfilm.com/vip

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        And guess what? You can DONATE there too.


        Allen, age 5
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