Picture of the Month:
The J-walked...so, OY to the world.
Wordplay of the Month:
Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee.
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Instagram: Putting Grandma on speed dial.
You-Get-What-You-See of the Month:I thought this lawn silhouette was a woman who had toppled forward while gardening.
Profession of the Month:
When I studied mathematics, I decided to specialize in subtraction. I wanted to make a difference.
Faces-in-Od-Places of the Month:
Pun of the Month:
Remember when air was free at the gas station? Now, it's a $1.50.
Do you know why?
Inflation.
Weatherman's Forecast of the Month:
Two feet of snow.
Sign of the Month:
In doctor's office: "If you die while waiting to see the doctor, please cancel your appointment."
Decoration of the Month:
When nurses decorate for Christmas.
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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Video of the Month:
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