Sign of the Month:
Joke of the Month:
An 80 year old woman got married for the 4th time.
A reporter asked her about her first 3 husbands and what they did for a living.
She said, "My first husbnad was a banker, then I married a circus ringmaster, next was a preacher and in my 80's, a funeral director.
The reporter then asked why the 4 men had such diverse careers.
She explained, "I married one for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 to go.
Tree of the Month:
Personal Observation of the Month:
My new car has a button for pretty much everything.
There is even one that says "rear wiper."
I'm still too afraid to try that one.
Best Urinals of the Month:
Thought of the Month:
The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just one Byte and everything crashed!
Sign of the Month:
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Audio of the Month:
(oldy but goody)
LAUGH YOUR WAY TO HEALTH
on New Dimensions Radio
It may be just a mood, but when it's bad, it's bad! You do, however, have the power to improve that mood, and humor is still the quickest and healthiest way to do it. This program not only describes the health benefits of smiles and laughter but shares a wealth of playful techniques for bringing humor into any moment of your life.
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Video of the Month:
In the late 1960's, I was a scenic designer for CBS television. One of my great joys working there was that I got to design the Captain Kangaroo show as well as all their other children shows.
Two weeks ago, I discovered three of those shows on YouTube. All in their original hour length and full color.
Here for your viewing pleasure is a link to one of them, The Emperor's New Clothes.
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