| The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein www.allenklein.comMARCH 2023
Flight Attendant Announcement of the Month:"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses...except for that gentleman over there."
Pho Photo of the Month:
Groaner of the Month:Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time. As a result, it produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
Thus he was, a super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis Sign of the Month:
Questions of the Month:
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Sign Placement of the Month:
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Artist of the Month:FUN FOLIAGE
 Video of the Month:
PARTY POOPER?
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Book of the Month: Being an author can be a lonely business. It is why I treasure comments from readers of how my books have influenced their life. Just heard from one such person who experienced a recent loss. She told me that, Embracing Life After Loss has been "the best and most helpful thing she has read for grief." She said that she often just flips opens the book and reads a page, "which always helps."
And that is exactly the way I meant for the book to be used
...open anywhere for comfort and inspiration. _______________________________
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