The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
AUGUST 2022
Thought of the Month:
If liar's pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.
Nostalgia of the Month:
Witticism of the Month:"In real life, I assure you. There is no such thing as algebra." —Fran Lebowitz
Things to Think about This Month:
Just before you die...
Swallow a bag of popcorn kernels.
Your cremation will be epic.
After your funeral...
Have one of your friends use your cellphone to text everyone,
"Thanks for coming."
Artwork of the Month: Groaner of the Month: CINDY: "Did you hear about the guy who fell onto the airport baggage carousel?"
MINDY: "No. Did he get knocked out?"
CINDY: "Yes, but he came around slowly."
-AARP Bulletin, May 2022
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Fun Watch of the Month:
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Chalk It Up
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Book of the Month: CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
A Little Book of Big Ideas Excerpts:Can you imagine experiencing the world as a great sandbox given for us to play in like we did as children?
-Judith-Annette Milburn
We live in an ironic society where even play is turned into work. But the highest existence is not work; the highest level of existence is play.
-Conrad Hyers
If my heart can become pure and simple like that of a child, I think there probably can be no greater happiness than this.
-Kitaro Nishida
Get It Here:
https://www.amazon.com/Change-Your-Life-Little-Ideas/dp/1573444073/ref=sr_1_2? 
