The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
JUNE 2022
Logic of the Month:
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Photo of the Month:
Groaners of the Month:
-They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
-I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
-Velcro...what a rip off!
Pride Story of the Month:
At a charity event I attended, one of the items to be auctioned was a stay in a New York City apartment.
During the bidding, someone in the audience yelled out how great the location was because it was near the renowned food store, Zabar’s.
Unfamiliar with the iconic places in the Big Apple, the auctioneer enthusiastically announced, “And it’s near gay bars.”
Toilet of the Month:
Invention of the Month:
Wish we could crossbreed mosquitoes and lightening bugs.
Then we could see them coming.
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Art of the Month:
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