The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
JANUARY 2022
Good News of the Month: The CDC says you can in fact remove that mattress tag.
Observation of the Month:
A mandate isn't a law, it's when two men go to dinner.
Statistic of the Month: 4 out of 3 people struggle with math.
Advertisement of the Month: For plumbing company.
Pun of the Month: Dogs can't operate MRI scanners, but CATscan.