Mid-Month Mirth Memo, May 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com   MAY 2021 Names of the Month:  A psychiatrist and a proctologist opened a practice together. Not knowing what to call it, they put an ad in the paper seeking a name for their new business. Some suggestions were: * Minds and Behinds * Nuts and Butts * Loons and Moons The winner: Odds & Ends —BoulderTherapist.com Signs of the Month:       Court Comments of the Month: ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?  WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'  ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?  WITNESS: My name is Susan!    Tweet of the Month: "You cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste. Believe me. I've tried."  —@walruslifestyle                                                    Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                    FUNNY (AND TOUCHING) VIDEO OF THE MONTH:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9heGgAOSs                                                  VIRTUAL BOOK EVENT OF THE MONTH: THE AWE FACTOR   AUM SHANTI BOOKSHOP, NYC     ONLINE: Thursday, MAY 27, 2021     4:00 PM PST / 7:00 PM EST with Allen Klein and Susyn Reeve  NO COST EVENT Sign up here: http://www.aumshantibookshop.com/events-1/the-awe-factor-with-allen-klein ***  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences