The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
JULY 2020
Groaner of the Month:
A man was driving on the highway when all of a sudden he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck that was in front of him.
Seconds later, a police officer pulled him over for reckless driving. As the officer was writing the ticket, the driver noticed the box he'd avoided had been full of nails and tacks.
"I had to swerve or I'd have run over those and blown my tires!" he protested.
"OK," replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in."
"What for?!"
"Tacks evasion."
—thealternativeaccountant.com
Question of the Month:
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
—George Carlin, comedian
Tweet of the Month:
"My body is like an old car. Every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires."
@DesyMckee
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