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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
MAY 2019
TWEET OF THE MONTH:
I ordered a bed from IKEA. They sent me a tree trunk and a saw.
@eileencurtright
CONVERSATION OF THE MONTH:
MITCH: The same bike tries to run me down every single day.
MOE: Sounds like a vicious cycle.
-AARP Bulletin
GREETING CARDS OF THE MONTH:
Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) Almost lifelike!
Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) What was I thinking?
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) So we're having you put to sleep.
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