Mid-Month Mirth Memo, July 2018

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com                                   JULY 2018                                          BUMPER STICKER OF THE MONTH: I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. PUN OF THE MONTH: A group of chess enthusiasts were checking into a hotel and standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But, why?" they asked. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." (Thanks to Chip L.)   ADVICE OF THE MONTH:  My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.  (Thanks to Kelly E.) Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month? SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7   SUMMER READING OF THE MONTH:   SECRETS KIDS KNOW...THAT ADULTS OUGHTA LEARN Enrich your life by viewing it through the eyes of a child. Winner of the Best New Book Award of 2017 from the Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor   https://tinyurl.com/yar9oevw  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend   Copyright © 2018 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences